Quotes of the day...

"When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years." ~ Mark Twain

Or, another favorite of mine:

"If you got something that you didn't work for, someone else worked for something that they didn't get." ~ Someone's father

Both quotes shamelessly stolen from here.